Castles Crowns and Cottages: Daddy Where Are You?

Castles Crowns and Cottages: Daddy Where Are You?

Our thoughts and prayers are with you, Boston.

Linda and Cinnamon


If you don't know Anita from Castles Crowns and Cottages
I suggest you visit her site. 


How to give a dog or cat a pill.=Funny

How to Give a Cat a Pill

Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process, closing its mouth and stroking throat.

Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
4.Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand.
Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.Call spouse in from the garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail. Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set aside for gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil, and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill isnot harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away.
Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

Retrieve cat from roof of neighbor's shed.
Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck, leaving head showing.
Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from the top of the tree across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.
Take last pill from foil wrap.

Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little
*&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14.Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15.Arrange for ASPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
How to Give a Dog a Pill
1. Wrap it in bacon.

2. Toss it in the air.


Cafe backyard

Do I see what I think I see?
Wait. wait am I dreaming?
Let me look closer ok?

Nope I don't need doggie glasses.
I am not dreaming. hallucinating.
That thing  rat is in my backyard.
Someone call the blogville police station.

O`my dog it's eating  something.


Are those apples from my Mom's kitchen?

And, and , and grapes.

You better eat all you can because this is
The Last Supper your gonna have at my house.
Oh my Mom is so busted for this.
Her fed the enemy tree rat.
She must be getting old and forgot who was the boss
of this yard.

Wordless Wednesday

Looking back at Samson.