Wordless Wednesday With Words
If you been my friend for a while you know BATH time
is not going to happen if I can help it.
Mommy and Dad said it was time to go visit the
Chinese Lady at 3 Sister's Pet Wash.
Yeah whatever. Little did I know. I am old and getting
hard of hearing, spending most my days sleeping.
But here is the proof in pictures.
Excuse me but that hose is up my wazoo.
And this stainless table is cold.
Next thing You'll be asking me to
put my feet up in the stirrups.
I don't care what kind of treats you got.
I am not looking at the camera.
No I will not kiss you, even for Duck Jerky
No hot dogs, and not if you let me eat the cats food!
I need my nails done too.
Oh that's gonna be fun, NOT!!!!!
Now that I don't stink, Can I sleep in your big bed?
I promise my toe nails won't poke you.
Mask can sleep in your purse Mom.