1.22.2014

Dear Match Dot Com

     TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF
 Single:  "Bitch" Female
 Kids: All my humans are over 18
 Occupation: I work inside the home.
 mostly licking dirty dishes.
 Hair Color:  Blonde.
 Age: Old enough not to pee the bed.
 Likes: Bones, Cheese, Steak, Chicken
 Bad Habits: Destuffing all my toys & farting.

   OK NOW TELL US WHO OR WHAT
   YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IN A MATE.

Johnny Depp yeah him
 O shit sorry, thats who my Mom would pick.
I would love to meet a male dog who doesn't want
to smell my a*s on the first date.
He would have to be tall and have all his teeth.
He should also have a car, job and his own pad.


     TELL US A LITTLE MORE ABOUT YOURSELF.
   I have Big Brown eyes
even though I hate my picture taken.
 I am forced to listen to country music,
 Thanks Mom for that
 I can do a four step,
but prefer to listen to Animal Planet.
I live in the PNW thats the code word
for Pacific North West for you Northerners. Ha Ha
I love to read blogs each morning, but with my Mom
working 10 hour shifts at the Nursing Home
 4 days a week I am home alone a lot.
O' did I tell you I am a virgin.
My dad is so proud of it too!!!!!!
I like anything they keep in the frig er rater.
I love riding in my Moms Chevy Truck or Dads Dodge 4x4.
Most of the time you will find me snoozing on the sofa
when no one is home. Sometimes my dad takes me to work.

WHAT IS YOUR IDEA A A PERFECT FIRST DATE.

   The dog park, or just a walk around the beach. 
Maybe stop for a cold one at the local pub.

 THANKS CINNAMON WE WILL TRY TO HOOK YOU UP
ON A FIRST DATE SOON. DON'T CALL US WE'LL CALL YOU.


See Below for a few of my favorite pictures.





















9 comments:

  1. Oh Cinnamon....what male in is right mind wouldn't go for you, one awesome pupper. Oh how I love them pearls. Bites says he could be the one, But I am telling, "HES MINE"

    Susie

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  2. Cinnamon, you won't have any problems finding that date. I would send you my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) BUTT him is a little bit too short!

    :)

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  3. Cinnamon you need to RUSH out and Visit Frank the Tank and Easy's Match Making BOOTH... SERIOUSLY... those guys will have you fixed faster than a Squirrel Fart. Madi has links to them on her blog... You gotta have a Date fur the Queen of Hearts Dance on 2/14/14

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  4. Hey Cinnamon!
    Wow, Frankie's right....go visit Easy and Frank and they'll hook you up! I think you're a super catch and some guy is gonna be a seriously lucky pooch. Adorable pix of you!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  5. Hey Cinnamon! Your resume will certainly have them running your way--a gal with a sense of humor and good lookin' too.

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  6. Cinnamon your are wonderful! and to destuff toys and to fart are not really bad habits, thats more a "personal touch"

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  7. You're gonna have a date real soon!

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  8. Cinnamon so pleased to meet you..my name is Forrest and I am your date for the ball! I am a tall lab x staffy black furs going grey around the muzzle like Sean Connery I am 10 this year I don't sniff butts I fart and snores I have a quadbike that we can drive around the 11 acre here and then I will take you for a swim in our dam ....I am very excited to have such a beautiful girl to escorts me to the ball! please visit my bloggie and have a look at my pics so you see i'm not a hideous bloke..yours very excitedly Forrest xxx

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