Last night my Dad
had to go fix a doorbell for a friend.
Everyone wanted to go a ride with him.
See we like going bye bye with Dad, he might
stop and get us a burger on the way home.
Mom let me out in the front yard to pee,
before going inside. Well, she is blind with out
her glasses on, her needs a flash light
in the dark. Woopsie daisy she fell on the gravel
driveway on her face, cause you know she
wasn't going to let that burger hit the dirt.
I told her I didn't care if it had dirt on it I'd eat it.
Cause I am good that way, I eat dirty burgers.
1 Fixed Door bell $40.00
3 Burgers $12.00
1 Black Eye Priceless.
pee sss Mom is ok, her blue jeans not so much.
Please take a flash light out with you,
when you let the dogs out.
This has been a public service post
brought to you by the mom.